Sunday, November 29, 2009

But Daddy! They Stole My Boot!

On Wednesday I went to see New Moon with Terri which was much better than I expected but still the comedy I was hoping for. The awkward pauses after every word made me laugh and sometimes comment had to be made. I am sorry Terri if I ruined the movie for you. Speaking of you, THANK YOU SO MUCH for the coffee mug!!!!! I didn't realize there was chocolate in it until I went got home and was showing my mum. It made my day all over again.

After the movie I invited myself over to the Caldiera-Perry household as a I typically do. Plus Alex put the idea in my head. And guess what. I got my first slurpee in two months!! Walking into 711 made my day for the third time. I was finally home. And then the blue raspberry slurpee machine was on the fritz and produced blue sugary foam. It was disgusting, so I got an eight ounce cherry slurpee which wasn't nearly as good.

And last but not least (and slightly out of order) I parked in Gail's spot. I know people are tired of hearing that I parked in the parking spot reserved for Gail only, even if she's not in the same country but I'm proud of my daring. So far Gail hasn't hunted me down and tried to strangle me with Ariel appropriate shirts.

Friday.

I slept in for the first time in two months and then I ate toast for the first time in two months. AND IT WAS RAINING!!!!! I then left to mail a package for my mother, buy Aslan (yes the lion of Narnia, played by Terri) and invite myself over to the Caldiera-Perrys' again. We played monopoly (Alex and Thomas are cheaters) and I once again proved that no matter what I always go to jail on the first turn. I think I'm cursed. Or it's a conspiracy. Then we played apples to apples and I was served yummy eggs.

I also learned that my absence from Ariel has led to corruption. Without me Ethan, Corbyjane, and Alex are able to corrupt the minds of children and Nat. It is appalling. Although I will admit it is pretty ingenious.

After I helped eat the remainder of the Caldiera-Perry eggs (sorry about the pumpkin pie) we watched Anastasia on of my all time favourite movies. Let's just be honest for a moment and realize that Anastasia was not shot along with her sisters and brother and burned in vats of acid. No. She was reunited with her Grandmere in Paris and then ran off with the cute guy from the kitchens, Demetri.

After that we played ghost tag, or hide-n-seek in the dark house. I failed miserably at finding people but was well hidden until Alex impaled me with a foam sword and then tried to grab behind the bed into my hiding place. Not cool Alex. I also accidentally hit the cat and one of the dogs.... Ethan scare the bejeebers out of Corbyjane and I laughed. I have never seen a girl freak out so much over a mask and a knife. But then what do I expect from a soprano? [/love]

Corbyjane soon went home, she said she had to house sit a zoo but I'm sure she was just afraid that Ethan would come after her again. Which left me in charge. During the time that I was left in charge and Lori came home. I beat Ethan up (for old time's sake) and almost died when Ethan stole my shoe and I fell to the ground because Nat was unable to support my weight. I then proceeded to threaten Alex and Ethan until my shoe was returned. I then watched a video titled '10 Ways to Kill Ethan' on youtube. It's given me some good ideas.

Saturday will come when my brain is awake enough to process my amazingness (not) at Mad Gab, the yummy fondue, and my nearly getting jumped at New Moon.

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