I know it. I just do. She sleeps ALL day. Until three thirty and she's never asleep if the sun is down. Last night I decided to go out. Emily decided to stay in and watch a movie.
When I got home at midnight she was no where to be found. I figured "yay she's still watching tv! Room to myself!" At SIX AM I got up to use the bathroom, still no Emily. I figured she had fallen asleep on the sofa or gone to a friends and stayed the night.
Still no sign of her when I left for work at ten.
I got home at three pm and there she was. Asleep. ASLEEP. She woke up briefly and refused to tell me where she was. Suspiciously evasive. Now she's sleeping again and I'm sharpening the chair leg I just broke off for my own safety.
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AHAHAAHAHA I'll send you some garlic and holy water in the next care package.;)
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